The Liberal Christmas Story
The Great Soros appeared to Julia one day as she was slaving away at her high-powered job. Soros: “Julia, Julia.” Julia: “Yes, Great Soros?” Soros: “Hail, highly favored one. I bring you good news of...
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Thank the Unions, Or Something
I am a teacher. I’m a teacher because I care about children. I want them to get the best education possible and succeed in life. I believe in children. I admire them. They deal with so much and still...
View ArticleRemembering Andrew Breitbart
I remember reading the breaking news headlines on this day last year and thinking, “There’s no way. They must mean someone else. Andrew Breitbart is way too young to die. He’s even younger than my...
View ArticleDemocrats, Stop Treating Me Like a Prostitute
It’s been a while since I had a good rant. This one started on teh Twitterz Friday night. ICYMI, the Colorado Democrats are trying their best to disarm law-abiding citizens for no reason other than...
View Article#YogaPants: Not Your Mama’s Messaging
Hey kids. Gather round. I’m going to step into the confessional and let you in on some secrets today. Let’s talk about how to do messaging to women. I think Ted Cruz is totally hot. I can’t say if it’s...
View ArticleThe Bachelorette Recap, Episode 3: Dodgeball, Windstorms, and a Lying,...
Welcome back to The Bachelorette recap! In this week’s episode of The Bachelorette, we continue with Desiree through the gauntlet of finding love with the entire nation watching. How . . . intimate....
View ArticleFive More Reasons Obama Sucks at Life
1. The Amber Alert website is shut down. 2. It costs next to nothing to keep the site up. 3. It costs lots of money to pay workers to put out cones blocking national parks and to put out barricades...
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President Selfie
Remember when you were in school, and there was THAT kid in class? You know – the kid who could never shut his mouth and behave unless the teacher was right next to him? Apartheid? Hi. Larious. OMG I...
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7 Reasons Snow is the Worst
If there’s one thing I hate as much as taxes, it’s winter. “Whoa there Leah,” you might be thinking, “isn’t that a bit much?” No. Winter is the red-headed FedEx kid of seasons, and snow is the...
View Article30 Best Things About Being a Woman (That Aren’t Hateful to Men)
I love fashion. And when I say I love fashion, I mean I know when all the major fashion weeks are without Googling it. I LURV IT. So much that I even read Cosmo because hey, they have great style tips....
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